I Stay With You

Reading this article about a survey revealing that some 70% of Japanese inns don't want to cater for foreign guests, I am thinking of a niche service for foreign visitors to Japan. I Stay With You is a Stay-in Interpreter service for wealthy visitors of Japanese inns, relieving the stress of inns hosts and deciphering the inns usage for the guest. Not "I sleep with you" but "I stay with you", until specialized geisha fluent in foreign languages start to pop up in the market, someday, maybe.