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SUNDAY, JUNE 12, 2011

Female Teacher Accused of Sexting Female HS Student, Buying Her Vibrator

Teachers gotta teach, right? But vibrators?
Cheryl Bremble was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child, corruption of minors, unlawful conduct with a minor and related offenses, Montgomery County District Attorney Risa Ferman and Upper Dublin Police Chief Terrence Thompson announced in a press release.

Bremble allegedly began spending time with a female student outside of school, including shopping trips when Bremble purchased the student expensive clothing, according to the release.

Bremble allegedly had sexually explicit conversations with the student both in person and by text message, according to the release. Additionally, while on school property during a school day, Bremble gave the student a “sex device” and, through text messages, encouraged the student to use it on many occasions.

UDHS teacher arrested for corruption of student - Ambler Gazette - Montgomery News
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THURSDAY, JUNE 09, 2011

Female Teacher, 38, Accused of Sex With Second Boy, 16 - Michelle McCutchan
They never seem to be able to stop with sex with just one underage boy, do they? Always seems to be in multiples. The strange twist on this one is that she is also charged with child neglect for allegedly exposing her own daughter to her shenanigans with one of the boys.

A fifth-grade teacher facing charges for having sex with a teenage student is now accused of raping another high schooler. Michelle McCutchan was busted last month in Checotah, Okla., on two counts of second-degree rape and one count of sodomy with a 16-year-old, authorities said. Now, the 38-year-old faces nearly two dozen charges after it was discovered she allegedly had sex with a second student.

McCutchan, who was suspended with pay from her job in May, now faces nine counts of second-degree rape; nine counts of sodomy; two counts of providing alcohol to minors; one count of possessing child pornography and one count of child neglect. The child neglect charge relates to her own daughter, authorities said.

McCutchan allegedly admitted to sending nude pictures of herself to one teen's cell phone, police said.

5th-grade teacher Michelle McCutchan faces rape charges for having sex with 2 high school students
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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 08, 2011

My Dumbass Story
EDITOR'S NOTE: Readers are starting to send us their own "My Dumbass" stories like this one that came in today:
A cop I know is called out on a noise disturbance at a hotel - involving two strippers. After it's over, one of the strippers asks him for a ride in his police car, which he gives her. She then proceeds to give him a "job" in his police car, while he is still on duty. As if this isn't DUMB enough, he then tells all his buddies, who tell their buddies and years later, people are still telling their buddies.

Not only is this just gross and nasty, but completely unethical.

Please keep my name anonymous.......and this happened in Charlotte, NC.
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Bad Husband Tricked by Wife's Fake Facebook Account of Sexy Teenaged Girl Who Friended Him - Jessica Studebaker
Think your husband is cheating on you? Years ago a wife would have hired a private detective and let him go to work. Today? Looks like the best thing to do is create a fake Facebook account for a hot, under-aged girl, let her friend the hubby and see where it goes. And in this case, it went WAY kerbeyond what anyone could have imagined.
Police reports obtained by The Smoking Gun tell the story of 29-year-old Angela Voelkert and her fairly evil plan to lure her then-husband David.

Voelkert created a Facebook profile for a 17-year-old named Jessica Studebaker, then encouraged a friend to email her husband from the account out of fear David might recognize her writing style.

David told the fake teen that he had planned to sell his business and move away with his kids. He also told “Studebaker” that he had installed a GPS device in his wife’s van to track her movements at all times.

He then revealed to “Studebaker” that he was “going to find someone to take care of her and now it will be easier because I know where she is at all times.” Mr. Voelkert then cleverly said that “Studebaker” should find a “gang banger” at her school to “put a cap in [Angela's] ass for $10,000.”

David is being held in an Indiana jail where’s awaiting a detention hearing.
Fake teen FBI arrest | David and Angela Voelkert | Jessica Studebaker
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Labels: drunk driving, Facebook
TUESDAY, JUNE 07, 2011

New Website to Checkout!
Today we launch a new site that's part of the BadJocks.com/DumbassDaily.com empire. It's called TopFiveBob.com and it's basically what it sounds like: original daily Top Five Lists. Kinda like Letterman's Top Ten Lists, but shorter and easier to digest. Plus, we're allowing you to add your own suggestions, if you think you're funny.

Today is the official launch date and we are trying to get 1000 unique visitors today. Help us out and check out the site, let us know what you think, and maybe have a laugh or two.
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MONDAY, JUNE 06, 2011

Three New Jersey Women Arrested for Stealing Metal Memorial Day Makers From Veterans Graves, Selling Them for Scrap
There should be a special place in Hell for these three ladies. We're sure they'll find a special place in prison for them.

Three South Jersey women were arrested after the owner of a Philadelphia scrap yard reported receiving a large number of military grave markers. He notified Cinnaminson's Lakeview Cemetery, which contacted Cinnaminson Township police. Recovered were 380 markers and flower urns taken from the veterans' graves dating from the Civil War to the Persian Gulf war.

Cinnaminson detectives used video of the transactions and a license-plate number to help identify the suspects. Charged with theft and fencing stolen property were Arielle K. Levin, 19, of Palmyra; Jamie L. Babcock, 27, of Bellmawr; and Tosha M. Fugett, 25, of Riverside.
380 military grave markers recovered, 3 women arrested | Philadelphia Inquirer | 06/06/2011
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Woman Arrested for DUI After Crashing Van With 11 Kids Inside
The only good news? Only 7 of the 11 kids inside at the time of the wreck here hers. She did blow a .16% BAC, which is double the legal limit, so she apparently knows how to both get drunk and have sex.

A woman in Milwaukee was arrested after a drunk driving crash with 11 kids in her vehicle. Five of the youngsters were hurt, and were taken to Milwaukee Children’s Hospital. Their conditions were not immediately disclosed. The crash happened Saturday afternoon on an off-ramp from Interstate-43 in downtown Milwaukee. Sheriff’s deputies said the 32-year-old woman struck a barrier wall, and her vehicle landed on its roof. Her blood alcohol level was point-16 – twice the legal limit for drunk driving.

Seven of the 11 kids in the vehicle were hers.
Milwaukee woman arrested for drunk driving with 11 kids in her vehicle | Pierce County Herald | Ellsworth, Wisconsin
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Dumbass Arrested for Burning Down Own House Following Domestic Dispute
Well, I guess THAT will teach her now, won't it?

A North County man was behind bars Monday for allegedly burning down his own house following a weekend dispute with his wife, a sheriff's sergeant reported. Emergency crews responding to a report of a structure fire in the 2900 block of Via del Robles in Fallbrook shortly after 10:30 p.m. Sunday arrived in the rural neighborhood to find a two-story home fully engulfed in flames, Sgt. Everard Dayrit said.

Firefighters told deputies they saw a suspicious-looking shirtless man walking away from the area. Patrol personnel then searched the area and found the suspect, 27-year-old Jade Antoine Taylor, on Gird Road, a short distance to the east.

Deputies detained Taylor, who lived at the fire-gutted house, for questioning and arrested him after his wife reported receiving a call in which he allegedly told her he had just torched their home.
Man arrested after burning own house down in domestic dispute - San Diego, California Talk Radio Station - 760 KFMB AM - 760kfmb
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"Mother of the Year" Finalist Gives Keys to Car, Kids, to Complete Stranger
Is there any doubt, after reading this story, that some people should not be allowed to have kids? From the story I can't tell who's who in the pictures, but does it really matter?

Police said an Amber Alert was issued early Monday morning after a woman gave her kids and car to a stranger to take to a park, but the stranger never returned. The mother of the abducted children, Yovanda Bennafield, was arrested and charged with two counts of felony child neglect and two misdemeanor counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Sommer Pannell, 26, of Greensboro, was arrested Monday for abduction and possession of a stolen vehicle.

State police are investigating the circumstances of Pannell's arrest after they canceled an Amber Alert issued for Dante Blockett, 6, and 5-year-old Ta-viyon Blockett. They were found in the parking lot of a church in Halifax County, NC in their mother's car with Pannell.

Lou Thurston, spokesman for the Newport News Police, issued a statement saying the two boys "appeared to be safe" and were taken by the Department of Social Serves in North Carolina.

According to WTRK in Newport, police say that around 12:30 p.m. on Sunday, Pannell entered a gas station in Newport News and asked to use a phone so she could call someone to give her a ride to North Carolina. Bennafield, a clerk at the gas station, told Pannell she could give her a ride to North Carolina and asked Pannell to watch her two children until her shift ended, according to investigators.

Bennafield gave Pannell the keys to her car and asked if she would take her kids to a park. After leaving to take Bennafield's children to a park, Pannell never returned to the gas station. When Bennafield's shift ended and her children had not returned, she called police.

Greensboro Woman Arrested Following Virginia Amber Alert | digtriad.com
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Hooters Serves Up "Boob-Shaped Cake" To Minors
I hope everyone understands just how much it pains me to run down the fine eating and can-viewing establishment that is Hooters Restaurant... but a dumbass is a dumbass.

Now, Hooters doesn't need to take all the blame here... after all some, wonderful parent did ask this 12-year-old boy, "So where do you want to have your Birthday party? Chucky Cheese? Cosmic Bowling? Hooters?"

You really can't blame the kid for his choice.

I know, I know... Hooters is a family restaurant and never promotes the sexual exploitation of women... especially to children.

Well, someone in the kitchen... or the wait staff... or the managerial staff should have thought of that before they sent out a booby cake that said "Happy 12th Birthday" on it.

Source : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1394454/Restaurant-served-boy-12th-birthday-cake-naked-breasts-it.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

By : Stinkweed Pete
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