I Hate my job in Cleveland TN, Check into Cash

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Boss: W. Allan Jones, Check Into Cash – Cleveland, TN US
Sunday, May 22, 2011 12:36
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Boss Rating: Asshole

Comments: W. Allan Jones, owner of payday lending company Check Into Cash, is a complete tool. Every once in awhile he leaves his tacky mansion and wanders into the company, barking unclear orders at people and flying into a rage when he is misunderstood. He is almost always misunderstood because he is so unclear. He is always twitchy and disheveled. And always, no matter if it is first thing in the morning or later in the day, he has a stain or crumbs somewhere on his person.

After an apparently unsuccessful liposuction surgery, his pants are still too tight so he always has to leave the top button unbuttoned, cleverly concealed by his straining, frayed belt. Oh, and ladies beware: if you have boobs, cleavage, or any hint of a cleavage he will stare at it openly and for a long time. You will feel like you need to take a shower after being subjected to him.

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9 Responses to “Boss: W. Allan Jones, Check Into Cash – Cleveland, TN US”

Little Chocolate Man says:
MAY 23RD, 2011 AT 5:15 PM
OMG that is hilarious! I had the misfortune of working there too. W. Allan Jones got liposuction? I guess it didn’t work. Ha ha. I always cringed when W. Allan Jones came grunting into Check Into Cash. I used to hide in the bathroom. When did you work for W. Allan Jones at Check Into Cash? Did you work at the main office in Cleveland?
Too funny.

Slag Scoggins says:
MAY 24TH, 2011 AT 2:50 AM
I totally worked for that pervert. What a classless ass. Is there something wrong with him, like some kind of psychiatric disorder or something?
I find the reports that he got a gastric bypass to be potentially misleading. Since I have worked for W. Allan Jones at Check Into Cash, I can guarantee he has not lost ANY weight. So if W. Allan Jones, founder of Check Into Cash, got a gastric bypass I would definitely tell him to get a refund. TOTAL FAIL.
For more on Cleveland, Tennessee’s prized resident arrogant oaf, visit this website:

Manorexic Coronis says:
MAY 24TH, 2011 AT 10:24 PM
I can’t believe I just found this website. Working for W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash was the worst torture I have ever experienced. I can’t believe they are allowed to say and do the things that go on there. Check Into Cash totally discriminates against minorities and it is so blatant if you saw it your jaw would drop. I don’t know why they haven’t been sued by anyone yet. W. Allan Jones is the most erratic man on the planet. Sometimes he would acknowledge you, other times completely ignore you. Unless you have a rack, that is. Then he will stand there, at times with crumbs in his facial hair, and leer. Disgusting. This is all thanks to W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash’s close personal friend, Senator Bob Corker. In exchange for campaign contributions from W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash employees (who are “strongly encouraged” to contribute), this jackass gets to keep operating.

Bald Headed Bistro says:
MAY 26TH, 2011 AT 12:15 AM
Oh wow. I, too, am a victim of both W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash. I was lucky enough to get out of that disaster of a place two years ago. I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY HAVE NOT BEEN TAKEN TO COURT. They are so obviously discriminatory it is unbelievable. W. Allan Jones has been quoted as saying this from Gary Rivkin’s Portrait of a Subprime Lender:
His town, Jones told me, has “just enough blacks to put together a decent basketball team — but not so many the good people of Cleveland, Tennessee need to worry about crime. That’s why I can leave my keys in the car with the door unlocked. You don’t like what I’m saying,” he said, “but I’m just telling you the way it is.”
For the full article, see this link:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gary-rivlin/portrait-of-a-subprime-le_b_602182.html
Also, just for your own amusement, see this link to see Check Into Cash owner W. Allan Jones whining that he makes “less than minimum wage.” LMAO!
https://sites.google.com/site/allanjonessenatorcorkerbffs/home/w-allan-jones-check-into-cash-and-senator-bob-corker-are-greedy-and-corrupt
And who do we have to thank for all of this? Why, it’s Senator Bob Corker, Check Into Cash and W. Allan Jones’ well-paid lapdog. If you are not vomiting already, click here:
http://www.opencongress.org/articles/view/1705
W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash should be put out of business for good. Why banks like Wachovia and Bank of America continue to loan W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash to allow them to keep operating this way is beyond me.
As far as the work environment, if you are considering this cesspool, think LONG AND HARD. A person with integrity and self-respect will find it extremely difficult to work here for an extended period of time. Check Into Cash, W. Allan Jones, and Jones Management are made up of a team of poorly-disguised hillbillies who love to be the “big shots” in the tiny, shitty town of Cleveland, Tennessee. Awesome. Quite an accomplishment.
There are no rules, no morals, no guidance, and NOTHING MAKES SENSE. W. Allan Jones is the worst person I have ever had the misfortune to work for.

W. Allan Corker and Senator Bob Corker are BFFs says:
MAY 26TH, 2011 AT 12:44 AM
Gross! I wish I had heard the last of greedy, Jabba the Hutt-looking W. Allan Jones when I stumble upon this site. LOL!
Okay. I worked for W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash around Christmas last year. I escaped from that hellhole as soon as I possibly could. Here’s why:
Company “pets” and “favorites”- There are people there who have been on W. Allan Jones’ and Check Into Cash payroll forever. They all get special treatment, special favors, and they wield a lot of power. If you want to work in a company where a particular administrative assistant with only a high school diploma (if that) pretty much “runs things,” by all means, send W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash your resume.
W. Allan Jones — he is horrible! He seems to have some kind of nervous twitch or tick. He constantly berates people, makes people cry, and bullies them. Whenever W. Allan Jones came into the office, we would all try to let each other know so we could hide or look unobtrusive somehow. I have heard him use the following terms on the poor workers I have heard him berating:
Idiot
Brainless
Moron
Stupid
No common sense
You don’t get it
and a plethora of other derogatory terms, but I assume you don’t have all night to read this.
Seriously: They pay is horrible, the management is incompetent, uneducated, AND clueless, the atmosphere is hostile, and W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash JUST PLAIN SUCK.
If you want to lose your self respect for very little above minimum wage, be my guest. But really, it is not worth your dignity.

Bank of America and Wachovia Provide Greedy Check Into Cash Founder W. Allan Jones with his Funding says:
MAY 26TH, 2011 AT 12:59 AM
Oh gross. W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash. A real blight upon the town of Cleveland, Tennessee. I gave them seven years of my life. They shit-canned me over a technicality. Others (favorites of W. Allan Jones or Steve Scoggins or relatives, either or) got away with the same exact mistake numerous times and were not so much as spoken to about it.
Here is what I think of W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash:
Unwavering support from paid lapdog Senator Bob Corker allows W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash to get away with whatever they please.
Idiotic “good ‘ole boys’” network not very experienced in anything other than keeping W. Allan Jones happy and raking in as much money as possible.
Minimal money spent on employee salaries, infrastructure, or morale-boosting activities. It is SOOOOOOOO awesome to sit in my cubicle, having not had a raise in 18 months, and view the details on the internet of W. Allan Jones’ lavish mansion, all thanks to the profits from Check Into Cash.
Speaking of infrastructure, W. Allan Jones’ Check Into Cash infrastructure is crumbling. Cheap attempts to piece things together and fix things with duck tape and string and a long history of cheaply hiring inexperienced employees will come home to roost soon.
Check Into Cash and W. Allen Jones would not even be in business without lenders Bank of America and Wachovia providing them with lines of credit and financing. Why aren’t consumers complaining about this? I personally resent that part of the money I generate from using my Wachovia Bank credit card goes towards funding W. Allan Jones and his greedy enterprise.
I hated this place. I was actually relieved to be fired. It was liberating.

W, Allan Jones' Paid Puppet, Senator Bob Corker says:
MAY 26TH, 2011 AT 6:45 AM
Oh good. I am not alone in thinking that W. Allan Jones, Check Into Cash, and Senator Bob Corker are greedy scumbags. I love it when that happens.
First of all, the lecherous and disgusting W. Allan Jones would not exist today if it weren’t for the following (paid) sponsors:
Wachovia Bank, darling lender of Check Into Cash and W. Allan Jones, who in public decry payday lending and in private (draw the shades, darling) just love to do business with payday lender Check Into Cash and W. Allan Jones,
Bank of America, again decries the use of payday loans yet generously lends Check Into Cash and W. Allan Jones money which they in turn lend to strapped American consumers, and
Last but not least: ”Esteemed” bought-and-paid-for Senator Bob Corker, without Check Into Cash and W. Allan Jones would not be where they are today:
http://www.opencongress.org/articles/view/1705
Yay! Thanks, Senator Bob Corker, for looking out for your constituents! Awesome!
Also, here’s an “article” written by Check Into Cash founder W. Allan Jones, wherein he somehow claims (despite his $500 million fortune) that he makes “less than minimum wage,” click here:
https://sites.google.com/site/allanjonessenatorcorkerbffs/home/w-allan-jones-check-into-cash-and-senator-bob-corker-are-greedy-and-corrupt
Gross! These clowns cannot be serious!

Way to Represent, Senator Bob Corker! says:
MAY 26TH, 2011 AT 6:55 AM
Wow! Senator Bob Corker, you are indeed a gem and a friend to the people for your very obviously paid bias towards Check Into Cash and its greedy, arrogant, corpulent founder, W. Allan Jones. Thanks!
Thanks to you, Senator Corker, and big banks like Bank of America and Wachovia, who provide the funding for greedy W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash and enable them to bilk millions from the American public, some poor bastard in Anytown, USA is trying to decide between paying his electric bill and paying you greedy bastards.
Senator Bob Corker, W. Allan Jones, and Check Into Cash all SUCK.

Shame on You Check Into Cash, Senator Bob Corker, Wachovia Bank, Bank of America and Check Into Cash says:
MAY 30TH, 2011 AT 7:15 PM
All I have to say is: How is this going on? How is it possible that this pile of scumbags is getting away with bilking the American public? It doesn’t make sense to me.
Bank of America and Wachovia, while tirelessly rallying against payday lenders, secretly provide W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash with the capital to lend to the working American poor “through the back door.” It’s like having sex with the ugly girl but not wanting to take her to the prom. If I am not being to subtle here.
Eager paid lapdog of W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash, Senator Bob Corker, makes it all possible by lobbying for the payday lending industry, W. Allan Jones, and Check Into Cash — all for just a measly portion of the profits. If you’re going to sell yourself, Senator Corker, why not ask for a little more of the massive profits being raked in here? I wouldn’t sell myself so cheaply!