"What Kind Of Guy Are You?" Quiz

I'm OK, You're Not OK

1. When you get up in the morning you

a. phone home
b. what is this thing you call morning?
c. have an erection

2. How many malted beverages is it ok to admit to when you are pulled over by the police?

a. I don't drink
b. I only had two beers, officer
c. None. The car is stolen and you're on probation. Run.

3. When you're running late for a/n appointment/date, it's usually because

a. you're stuck in traffic
b. you're congregating with people who have questionable morals
c. you're in jail

4. For fun you like to

a. volunteer at a soup kitchen
b. inhale powdered intoxicants
c. argue

5. For a midnight snack you prefer

a. I'm sleeping by midnight
b. bearded clams
c. there's nothing but mustard in my fridge.

6. You think marriage is

a. wonderful
b. good for mormen men
c. a fine way to keep an eye on the sneaky, lying tramp

7. How do you deal with stress?

a. exercise
b. head, getting
c. I punch holes in walls

8. You live

a. within your means
b. on the edge
c. on somebody's couch

9. Women should definitely

a. be paid equally
b. be allowed to forgo tops
c. do what they're told

10. Children

a. are God's greatest gift
b. are yours if she says so
c. will keep her busy

11. Love

a. is everlasting
b. at first sight is possible
c. means never having to say you're sorry

12. You're saving

a. to buy a house
b. to buy a guitar
c. to pay a fine

13. The most likely magazine to be found in your house is

a. Maxim, because it has the best articles
b. Barely Legal
c. I'm illiterate

14. You strongly believe

a. in God
b. in legalizing weed
c. in chastity belts.


YOUR RESULTS:

mostly a's
You are a LIAR
Honesty is such a lonely word. It's hardly ever heard from you. You think truth is synonymous with hurts. You're ideal job is Field Service Technician. Most commonly uttered phrase: "We'll have to order a part. " Let's hope you can move as fast as you talk because fibs have a way of catching up with a person.

mostly b.'s
You are a MUSICIAN
Your sensitive soul and tendency to stay up and out all night preclude you from having a 'real' job. You could use a haircut and a shower. You think you are God's Gift to women and you aren't stingy giving it away. Responsibility is something others can take. A successful relationship is one in which you remember the other person's name.
Joke you kind of think is funny, but feel vaguely insulted by:
q. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
a. Homeless Hahahahahahaah!!!

Mostly c.'s
You are a D!@&
You're ideal occupation is: Inmate. You are on a first name basis with three bail bondsmen, and one process server. You consider a partnership to be happy for as long as there is no restraining order placed against you.
I thought I blocked you, you giant asspain.