Urban Dictionary: dead hookers

Urban Dictionary: dead hookers
1. dead hooker unit
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The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.
A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?
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2. how do we make it go away
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What James' Dad says when burying a dead hooker or trying to resolve any difficult situation.
"We have three dead hookers in our bathtub!"

"How do we make it go away?"